John Banks Believes in Talking Devil Tree-Snake !

August 20, 2012 in General

I am  horrified that I am posting his picture here, I was hoping that wouldn’t be till his funeral party, but this news, that John Banks, ex-Mayor of Auckland, the “Leader” of the ACT Party and currently the Associate Education Minister and the main prop of this current government actually believes that the creation fable in the Bible is true.

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Given all the evil he has done to the world of queer people in this country, I tend more to tears than laughter.

People should be free to have their own religious beliefs. Just as they are free to hold their own political beliefs – I have no problem with that.

But if he’d come out with that statement before the last election you have to wonder if the voters of Epsom would have been quite so willing to hold their noses, do what the National Party demanded and give him their vote. I’d say not.

Banks’ beliefs are actually no surprise if you’ve paid any attention to him over the years. He has been explicit in his vile, smug, hate-filled anti-gay comments, and always shown a belief that God is on his side. When a caller to his radio show once said homosexuals should have barbed wire shoved up our arses, Banks said that would be a waste of good barbed wire. Did anyone think he’d really changed?

Let’s be crystal clear – nutty Christians like Banks believe that homosexuals are driven by Satan, that we are deliberate evil sinners who refuse to see the wickedness of our ways.  For him there is no such thing as biology, or psychology. Evolution is the devil’s trickery!  Science doesn’t really exist. To believe this bullshit is to believe in magic, not science. The literal view that every word in the Bible is factual breeds the same narrow, ignorant, smug and fearful mindset of a 4th Century Christian monk, a member of Destiny Church, or a contemporary member of Al Qaeda. Fundamentalists are basically the same.

He actually believes this stuff happened. He believes that a talking devil-snake in a tree tempted Eve, and this led to humanity’s downfall.

Of course, there are actually two differing creation fables in Genesis, but details like that wouldn’t bother him. Banks has never been noted for being a profound thinker.

But above all this shows that he is now positioning himself for the death of ACT, and he needs another political vehicle, and Colin Craig’s Conservative Party is the perfect fit. That’s where he’s going.

Of course, all those right-wing gay men who were happy to vote for him because he was part of the establishment without thinking too much about what he actually thought of us  won’t vote for him in that party. Some Jews even supported the Fascists in the early days. But you guys are part of the reason he’s still around. Gee, thanks for that.

No matter how he learnt to smile, no matter how he learnt to shake hands with queers without throwing up or calling the police on us, I’ve never seen any indication that he has ever wavered in his Bible-driven belief that we are evil and sinful. Expediency is second-nature to most politicians, take whatever you can no matter what the source, even pretend to like the donor. He certainly found enough queers who were willing to help him get where he is now. Will they still sing his praises now? Let’s see.

John Banks Believes in Talking Devil Tree-Snake !


    1. Craig Y says:

      I concur. Have you noticed one of their favourite derivative Jerry Falwell cliches is Gard-created-Adam-and-Eve-Not-Adam-and-Steve in the context of the current marriage equality debate? (Sexists. Why not Adele and Eve?!) Ye goddesses. Junk sciences flap around in flocks…

    2. Mark says:

      Hey– there were lots of 4th century monks who were better educated than John Banks!!!

    3. Nick says:

      “Now what man of intelligence will believe that the first and the second and the third day, and the evening and the morning existed without the sun and the moon and the stars? and that the first day, if we may so call it, was even without a heaven? And who is so silly as to believe that God, after the manner of a farmer, planted a paradise eastward in Eden, and set in it a visible and palpable tree of life, of such a sort than anyone who tasted its fruit with his bodily teeth would gain life…”

      – Origen, *3rd* century Christian biblical scholar

    4. Craig Y says:

      And Banks isn’t the only one. Remember NARTH, the exgay fundie junk ‘psychotherapy and counselling” outfit? Well, check this out from Linda Ames Nicolosi…

    5. Nick says:

      This is true, though the jury is probably still out on whether Banks or Origen would make a better associate minister of education :-)

    6. Richard Howard says:

      Well.. I don’t care what John Banks thinks or says at all – he is irrelevant so let’s not get hooked on him. As for the Bible well that’s pretty damned irrelevant as well these days. Everyone of any sense knows perfectly well that the New Zealand Woman’s weekly is the real truth, the way and the light and that it will be with us until the end of time!

John Banks Believes in Talking Devil Tree-Snake !

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