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Author Topic: For Irish: "Jesus was gay" says Elton John  (Read 1412 times)
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« Reply #255 on: 03 March 2010, 05:39:PM »

Ahem. Debate on the gay Jesus issue at the
presentish:


http://www.gaynz.com/articles/publish/31/article_1666.php

http://www.gaynz.com/articles/publish/32/article_1021.php
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« Reply #256 on: 05 March 2010, 11:21:AM »

hmmmm  cottaging in Gethsemane gardens......bit like Western Springs innit..... Huh?
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« Reply #257 on: 05 March 2010, 12:38:PM »

I wouldn't know, dearie. And imagine
being handled by all those butch Roman
he-men:

Jesus: "Talk about Roman domination!"
Decurion: "Rome doesn't like cheap double entendres.
Can it, you big cineadus girly man!"
Jesus: "Ooh, Decurion. Is that a pike, or are you that
pleased to see me?"
Decurion: "I blame Brenton for this. I knew we should've let
the Romans in Britain get any further afield..."

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« Reply #258 on: 05 March 2010, 02:59:PM »

Continued, from "Carry On Golgotha"....

Pontius Pilate: "And he called himself King of
the Jews? Wouldn't queen be more appropriate?"
Jesus: "Oooh, get her! What about Julius Caesar,
otherwise known as the Queen of Bithynia?"
Pontius Pilate: "That was different. Everyone knows
the Divine Julius was a power bottom. Okay. I sentence
you to be hung on a cross until dead. And flogged by
butch Roman centurions. Please stop twitching your
bottom like that..."

Later...
Jesus: "Will I be well hung?"
Decurion: "Why did you keep yelling more, more during the
flagellation scene?"
Jesus: "I spotted Mel Gibson with a camera in the background
and I wanted to give him kittens..."
Decurion: "Here, have this purple robe..."
Jesus: "Faaaaaaaaaaabulous!"

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