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Wednesday 08 April 2009

Proclamations of the Red Queen

2nd April 2009

And Now A Word from Zombies Are People Too…

Posted by: Craig Young

 December 3, 2008: Zombies Are People Too: Media Release.

Article 3 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights states that all people should have the right to life, liberty and security of person. The undead are members of humanity and are amongst its most vulnerable members. After emergence, the undead are endowed with that foundation right, the right to exist, which is universal and inalienable.

Each year, brutal and cruel ‘zombie hunters’ murder thousands of the undead, in contravention of their human rights. This is the most important human rights issue in the cosmos, an intolerable burden on our conscience. Violence against the undead must cease!!!

Keith Gore: ZAPT

  • April 1, 2009: Zombies Are People Too: Media Release.

    ZAPT (Zombies are People Too) believes that the Key administration shouldn’t even think about government funds for the Zombie Hunters Association, which is an actively anti-undead organisation.

    The Zombie Hunters Association believes in zombicide on demand, believe that the undead are not endowed with inhuman rights, that killing a zombie is not the same as killing a person and that zombie hunting is purely a matter of destroying threats to one’s own species.

    No, this is not purely a matter of religion. Zombies were endowed with these rights by their creator, probably Yog-Shothoth or Chthulu, and they override everything else.

    Keith Gore
    ZAPT (Zombies Are People Too)

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