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22nd February 2008

Bring on the Safe Sex Poster Girls

Posted by: Kitten Power

glovegirl.jpgI have been pondering what fun could be had if we could create a Safe Sex Poster Girls competition.  Just think about it - publicity shots with hot girls modelling dental dams and surgical gloves.

According to the Aids Foundation; “HIV is almost unknown among women who identify as lesbian in New Zealand”.  Wouldn’t it to be nice to keep it that way?

And plus, who doesn’t like a bit of eye candy?

There are so many possible categories, I mean the generic labels butch/femme/lipstick lesbian don’t really define anyone anymore do they?  Aside from the fact I’d rather make out with Mark Sainsbury than wear lipstick, I’ve never been able to pin down exactly where I fit on that butch/femme scale anyway.

So while you guys can have your party / sporty / next-door / business / bear / alternative set (and their individual controversies), here are some possible girl categories I had fun coming up with:

hotparamedic1.jpgThe Woman in Uniform

I’m pretty sure I wasn’t the only one who enjoyed flirting with the female cops at the Big Gay Out.  Girls in uniform are hot.  There are plenty of options - nurses, firefighters, even nuns.  I think my favourite would have to be the FDNY girls on the former TV show Third Watch.

Extra points for the best mouth to mouth.

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The Power Dyke

There is just something attractive about power isn’t there?  Competitors here could test their skills at carrying out stomach-churning job interviews, leaving defence lawyers scrambling for words and making men’s suits look even better.

Extra points for making businessmen cry.

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The Shane

That dark eye make-up, the perfectly placed tie, pouty lips and tired gaze.  Yes, Shane from The L Word is hot and yes - she seems to have become the model for many young lesbians.  But who can do it best? 

Extra points for hooking up with the most girls in 24-hours.

knuty.jpgThe She-Bear

She doesn’t like to shave, but she does like to go bush.  It’s a rough and rugged type of beauty.  But hey, she’s warm and cuddly, as well as being great at finding food.  What more could a girl want?

Extra points for the best bear hugs.

candice-bergen.jpgThe Super Hot Older Woman

Candice Bergen is one of the most beautiful women in the world and makes Boston Legal even MORE watchable.  But it doesn’t end there for me - I LOVE older women and my girlfriend tells me if I ever leave her for anyone (not likely) it will be a S.H.O.W.

Extra points for being Candice Bergen.

portia.jpgThe “Are You Sure She’s Not Straight?”

Traditionally known as the “lipstick lesbian” she’s so hot you just can’t believe she plays for your team, even if only part time like Angelina Jolie.  Think Portia De Rossi, or Kristanna Loken.

Extra points for being able to apply make up while driving, drinking coffee and talking on a cellphone.

emo.jpgThe Even Sadder Than Before Emo

She’s realised that even emos now think being emo isn’t cool anymore.  The moping, the eyeliner and the whining boy bands are out the window and nobody wants to meet her at Aotea Square to stand around looking bereft.  What will she do?  Maybe she needs a hug from a she-bear?  

Extra points for reciting the most Panic At The Disco lyrics.

 

What do you think? What safe sex girls would you like to see?

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What’s on Kitten Power’s headphones: Peaches The Remixer 
Fans of this electro goddess will love what she’s done with music from Crime-Mob and Yoko Ono, plus an even more funked up version of that old classic “Wild Thing”.   My favourite is the remix of F*cking Boyfriend from The Bird and The Bee.  Peaches heats up Inara George’s gorgeous vocals with her dirty brand of electro-sex.  Yum.

Tags: General · Music

3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Tooth-whitening Vodka // Feb 24, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    Lovin’ your work! xx

  • 2 Ali // Feb 25, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    hell yeah why not?

    bring on the safe sex poster girls i say!!!

  • 3 Helen Smith // Feb 27, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    Wouldn’t it be a great world if the Aids Foundation considered all women who are at risk and not just lesbians. Women care about women, regardless of sexuality. So should the organisation that is funded to look after all of us.

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