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July 26, 2005

Top 10 election slogans rejected by Labour

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St Molesworth:Top 10 election slogans rejected by Labour:

1. Just tax it.

2. I liked the flight so much I nationalised the company.

3. Tax! Cackle! Pop!

4. You've never had it so Smarmy.

5. Do the crime, do a little time, get back into cabinet.

6. Tough on success and the causes of success.

7. Not everyday people.

8. Have a break, go on the dole.

9. Absolutely, positively, desperate to stay in Wellington.

10. Taxpayer funded advertising: millions;extra spending in the budget:
billions; state funded media: priceless.

UPDATE: Whale Oil has a version with comments from Mike Williams.

Posted by David P. Farrar at July 26, 2005 10:05 AM | TrackBack
Comments

10 slogans rejected by the nats

have a bash with brash..

mmm..smell the plutonium..

all the way with whoever we say..

see you in bhagdad

bash a minority with brash.

we know we're the mainstream..join us..

here come the bombers..

we're actually act in drag..y'know..

we'll promise you anything..

national...let us screw you over

phil(whoar.co.nz)

Posted by: phil u at July 26, 2005 05:23 PM

more rejected nat election slogans..

yes we will..no, we won't..maybe..

bring back the good times..more tau henare..

flip-flop into the future with don 'jandals' brash..

(c'mon folks...let's get creative here..you have a rich goldmine of raw material to work with..)

phil(whoar.co.nz)

Posted by: phil u at July 27, 2005 10:54 AM

Phil, I think you're missing the point of those top 10s. They're meant to be funny.

Posted by: Ordinary Kiwi at July 27, 2005 09:21 PM

it's all perspective kiwi..it's all perspective..

phil(whoar.co.nz)

Posted by: phil u at July 28, 2005 09:42 PM
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