"Dear sleekit, cow'rin, wee ratepayer, your council is nae bein' fair - they take your money with no shame to build a place for rugby games, and claim that they will have it up in time to host the World Cup so you can watch, that lucky day, p'raps Khazakstan play Paraguay. Your mayor and council say it's great, and to a man, can barely wait. If you've no interest in the game, they say you've got yourself to blame." 30 March, 2008